Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes,
They’ve got them hoppy legs & twitchy little noses.
And what’s with all the carrots-?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!
..or maybe Midgets..
AAAGGGHHH…
Way too much.. Tumblr, Skype, Blogspot, Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, YouTube and Formspring.. not to mention podcasts, text messages, Angry Birds and FourSquare - I think my electronic gadgets are trying to make me addicted to them so that I never leave them.. are my iPod, Phone, LapTop and Kindle really just attention seeking whores? Don’t they understand how I really, truly could not exist without them?
In my ears and in my eyes: Dear Mom, If your daughter wants to live in squalor then just let her....
Dear Mom,
If your daughter wants to live in squalor then just let her. It is her decision. She is 25 years old, it is time to let her move into the type of apartment she wants to move to. One where you aren’t the decorator and you haven’t helped find online. It will be Okay. I know you’re scared…
I am currently slowly going insane.
Rachel: “Well, I have plans on Sunday.”
Monica: “With who?”
Rachel: “Me”
Monica: “Oh, God.”
Rachel: “You are the one who told me how important it is to spend time alone. I can’t just go out with that guy when I have plans with myself. Wouldn’t be fair to me.”
Monica: “So basically you’re saying you don’t want to cheat on yourself.”
Rachel: “Well, if you wanna make me sound crazy.
Life..
Sometimes.. Life is so sucky.. you just need to eat the WHOLE bag of Twizzlers!


